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    The 15 Best Lines From "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" That Sum Up Each Character

    "Nine-Nine!"

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine has given audiences some memorable characters throughout its eight seasons, and they all had a line that stuck in our minds all these years.

    Jake Peralta: "Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time. One cop heroically saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.”

    Jake in the precinct in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Amy Santiago: "Sir, I would be honored to take on this challenging assignment. Why is everyone laughing? I can be a badass."

    Amy sitting at a desk in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Charles Boyle: "What if something happens to Jake, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake."

    Boyle sitting at his desk smiling in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Rosa Diaz: "I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself."

    Rosa in the precinct conference room in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    And speaking of love...

    Terry Jeffords: "Terry loves love."

    Terry in the precinct break room in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Gina Linetti: "The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."

    Gina talking in the precinct kitchen in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Raymond Holt: "Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So thank you."

    Holt sitting at his desk in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Michael Hitchcock: "We’re a package deal. Everyone knows that."

    Hitchcock sitting in the break room in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Norm Scully: "I've been called the Leonardo da Vinci of sitting on my ass."

    Scully sitting at his desk in a red sweater vest in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Kevin Cozner: "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture."

    Kevin talking to Jake in the safe house in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Doug Judy: "New York's finest just got a whole lot finer."

    Doug Judy wearing shades and holding a gun in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    The Vulture: "Yo, is this a police station or a toilet? 'Cause all I see is turds."

    The Vulture wearing sunglasses in a cloud of tear gas in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Madeline Wuntch: "Those are my tissues, Raymond. If you were planning on sneezing, you should have brought your own."

    Madeline Wuntch in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Adrian Pimento: "Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick."

    Pimento holding a knife in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Cheddar: "..."

    Cheddar eating an ice cream cone in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    Do you agree with this list? Are there any other quotes that I missed? Please let me know in the comments section below.

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