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How Much Of A Christian Youth Group Kid Were You?

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    You have dedicated your life to Christ.
    You have dedicated your life to Christ more than once.
    You owned a Teen Bible.
    You highlighted multiple passages in your Teen Bible.
    You had a favorite book of the Bible.
    And that favorite book was one of Paul's Letters.
    You had a favorite Bible verse.
    And wrote/embroidered/spraypainted it on something.
    You have held hands during prayer.
    You've done a "squeeze" prayer.
    You know all the words to "Lord I Lift Your Name On High."
    You know all the words to "Awesome God."
    And the hand motions.
    You know all the words to "As the Deer."
    And don't think they're kinda weird.
    You know all the words to "Be Thou My Vision."
    You know all the words to "Seek Ye First."
    You know all the words to "Pharaoh, Pharaoh."
    And have taught people the motions.
    You have "offered [insert worry here] up to Jesus."
    You've been part of Meet You At the Pole.
    You were part of True Love Waits.
    You've been to a weekend youth retreat.
    You've testified at a weekend youth retreat.
    You've been to church camp.
    More than five times.
    More than 10 times.
    You were a counselor at church camp.
    You've been on a mission trip.
    You've been on a mission trip to build houses in Mexico.
    You've been on a mission trip to Africa.
    You've been on a mission trip to a Native American reservation.
    You've been to a Christian music festival.
    You've owned a Jars of Clay CD.
    You've owned a Third Day CD.
    You've owned a DC Talk CD.
    You've owned a Caedmon's Call CD.
    You've owned a Steven Curtis Chapman CD.
    You've owned an Audio Adrenaline CD.
    You've owned a Newsboys CD.
    You've seen any of the above groups in concert.
    You've referred to music that isn't Christian as "secular."
    You've attended a Friday night lock-in at your church.
    You've made out with someone at a Friday night lock-in at your church.
    And later prayed about it.
    Together.
    You've uttered the phrase, "I don't want to tempt my Christian brothers."
    You've lifted your hands during worship.
    You've felt like you're not lifting your hands enough in worship.
    You've thought a guy/girl was hot because he/she lifts his hands in worship.
    You've taken a quiz to see what your "spiritual gift" was.
    You've tried to convert a parent.
    You've tried to convert a sibling.
    You've tried to convert a boy/girlfriend.
    You've earnestly contemplated God's thoughts on oral sex.
    You've been jealous of the people who get to play guitar / sing lead vocals during worship.
    You've been one of those people who gets to play guitar / sing lead vocals during worship.
    You've helped out at Vacation Bible School.
    You've done "the breath prayer."
    You've participated in a foot washing ceremony.
    You've compared an event in your life to a biblical parable.

How Much Of A Christian Youth Group Kid Were You?

YOUTH GROUP AMATEUR You went to Youth Group and maybe kinda hated it? Christian music sucks; so does groupthink.

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YOUTH GROUP JUNIOR VARSITY You went to Youth Group from time to time, but just couldn't hang with all those hand motions and hand-holding during prayer. Plus Christian music kinda sucks.

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YOUTH GROUP VARSITY You were a '90s Youth Group kid, and probably pretty good at it, but never took the real deep Jesus dive. You didn't get into the deep corners of Youth Group culture, and maybe thought they were a little weird. That or you just didn't like singing.

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YOUTH GROUP SUPERSTAR You were a legit '90s Youth Group kid. Whether or not you're still into Jesus, it was a fundamental part of your youth, and you can still sing any praise song on command.

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