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The World's Worst Thanksgiving, As Told By Advice Columns

Thanksgiving is one of the most fertile — and disturbing — times of year for advice columns. Using only questions from said columns, we've compiled a tale of the Thanksgiving from Hell.

Clashing dress codes immediately cause drama.

Aunt Stacy insists on eating early so she can go Black Friday shopping.

The table is covered in cat hair.

A secret sister shows up, scandalizing everyone.

The whole family fights over politics.

And religion.

In the middle of dinner, there's a wedding, which also makes people angry.

Grandpa demands that you get the newspaper for him during dessert.

Uncle Ted is weirdly serious about post-dinner cards.

As they leave, the guests steal all the leftovers.