Some of them are probably not strictly accurate:
1.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber passing a kidney stone
— James_Hoyle (@JamesHoyle) April 2, 2012
2.
#thingsbetterthanbieber getting repeatedly hit with a spiked stick.
— ~ Ben (◠.◠) ~ (@_BenjiJack) April 2, 2012
3.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber my poop
— José Román (@J0seR0man) April 2, 2012
4.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber mowing a football pitch with your teeth.
— Romz (@Rominahhh) April 2, 2012
5.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber the plague
— meg jones (@MeggJ14) April 2, 2012
6.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber shaving w/ a knife .
— ✌ , ♡ , & ツ & †(@BellaCosaa___) April 2, 2012
7.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber having lunch with The Manson Family.
— Melanie Rosato (@mbkittylick) April 2, 2012
8.
Rebecca Black....and I can't stand her. #ThingsBetterThanBieber
— Akilah Martin™ (@Akiilah_Jahhnay) April 2, 2012
9.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber getting mauled by a mountain lion.
— Aaron Zimmerman (@AaronJZimmerman) April 2, 2012
10.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber death.
— Jessica Fitzpatrick (@95Fitzpatrick) April 2, 2012
11.
#thingsbetterthanbieber Myspace .
— Star Schwag★(@Lil_MinnieMe) April 2, 2012
Others are more so:
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#ThingsBetterThanBieber dial up internet.
— Tommy Pickles. (@fuxkyathoughts) April 2, 2012
13.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber PEETA MELLARK.
— Christina Aronowitz (@ChipmunkTina) April 2, 2012
14.
#thingsbetterthanbieber watching paint dry
— Jack Smith (@Jack_Smith96) April 2, 2012
15.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber chopping onions
— - Jaanki Kashmiri(@jaankik) April 2, 2012
16.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber pizza
— Samantha Starkey (@samstarrrkey) April 2, 2012
17.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber school.
— الØمد لله (@C0LEBlooded) April 2, 2012
Some are oddly promotional:
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#thingsbetterthanbieber vlasic dill pickles.
—Diggit★ (@ShaunaAllStar) April 2, 2012
I think this one refers to the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I prefer to compare Justin Bieber to fall foliage:
19.
RT @ChirpHard: #ThingsBetterThanBieber the leafs this year.
— Melanie Balzia (@Melbalzia1) April 2, 2012
It is his mom's birthday, after all:
20.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber his mom
— Jordan Morales (@JorgyTheOrgy) April 2, 2012
Some tweeters lamented the limitations of the form:
21.
#ThingsBetterThanBieber Twitter was cruel to limit us to 140 characters for this
— {E♥}™ Elizabeth Eff (@WordssOfTheWise) April 2, 2012
Others simply embraced them:
22.
#thingsbetterthanbieber everything
— the william(@WillyWaff) April 2, 2012
23.
NOTHING ! #ThingsBetterThanBieber
— Erin Chau (@erinluvsbrazil) April 2, 2012