One time I had to tell a kid to stop eating a lime green crayon. He wanted to see if it tasted like limes. He was in the 11th grade. (Read more teacher antics at www.quirksandquips.org)
In elementary school, my grandma made me a skirt for colonial day. I had recently seen Ever After, the Drew Barrymore Cinderella story, and decided to try out a line in the movie on this cute blonde kid named Bobby. I sat down after my presentation and said with as much confidence…Â
On roller coaster tycoon if a guest started complaining about my park, I would pick them up with that little claw and drown them in a lake. Their little caption would be like "help! I'm drowning" and I would be like "no shit Sherlock! Maybe you shouldn't have complained about all…Â
Boy drives girl to favorite restaurant. Boy and girl order food. Boy breaks up with girl while waiting for food to come. Girl gets food, eats two bites, and asks for a to-go box. Boy drives girl home. Girl cries while eating the rest of the food not because she's sad but because the…Â
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