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18 Bizarre Sex Toys That'll Confuse The Hell Out Of You

Because everyone needs a Hello Kitty dildo. (NSFW, obviously.)

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the strangest sex toys they've ever seen. Here are the mind-blowing results.

1. The SnorkelO, a vibrating "snorkel" for when you wanna take a dive in-between someone's legs.

—es174874Available on Amazon for $42.85.

2. Seadragon Lil' Squirt, a somewhat ~smaller~ dildo that ejaculates lube into you.

—Shush1988Available from Bad Dragon starting at $35.

3. The Electroshock Stimulation Kit you can stick any place on your body where you want to feel a shock.

You can also use the plug if you'd like more of an...internal experience.—Kelly Hutchins, FacebookAvailable on Amazon for $58.99.
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You can also use the plug if you'd like more of an...internal experience.

—Kelly Hutchins, Facebook

Available on Amazon for $58.99.

4. The Handie, which claims to be even better than your own hand at jacking you off.

Complete with self-lube and a tight grip.—Ale Garcia, FacebookSadly, it's no longer available.
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Complete with self-lube and a tight grip.

—Ale Garcia, Facebook

Sadly, it's no longer available.

5. The Zombie Fleshlight, which works just like a normal Fleshlight — except it's spookier.

—ghost25025Available from Fleshlight for $72.95.

6. The vibrating tongue ring, which undoubtedly makes oral sex more fun.

—AnonymousAvailable from Body Candy for $19.99.

7. These mystical dragon dildos and tails.

—idroppedmytacoAvailable from Bad Dragon from $55 (for the purple tail) and from $70 (for the dragon penis).
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idroppedmytaco

Available from Bad Dragon from $55 (for the purple tail) and from $70 (for the dragon penis).

8. The Area 51 Love Doll, an ~out of this world~ blow-up doll. You know what it's for.

—Chrissy Smyth, FacebookSadly, it's no longer available.
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—Chrissy Smyth, Facebook

Sadly, it's no longer available.

9. The Werewolf Muzzle, which isn't for your face — you put a penis in it.

—Katherine Haché, FacebookAvailable from Bad Dragon for $130.
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—Katherine Haché, Facebook

Available from Bad Dragon for $130.

10. The Grim Reaper Dildo, which is a little ominous but also...exciting, tbh.

—Tony Cox, FacebookAvailable from Divine Interventions for $59.

11. The Screaming O Mini Octopus Vibrator, which has tiny tentacles to add just the right amount of sensation.

—Alaea Roberts, FacebookSadly, it's no longer available.
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—Alaea Roberts, Facebook

Sadly, it's no longer available.

12. The Dildo Sword, which is just a dildo with cool handles, m'ladies and good sirs.

—stunningepiphaniesBlack glass sword available from Glassvibrations for $49 and gray and blue silicone sword from Etsy for $120.
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stunningepiphanies

Black glass sword available from Glassvibrations for $49 and gray and blue silicone sword from Etsy for $120.

13. The Half Pup Mask, for when you want to role play on all fours.

—elizabethb44Available from Primal Hardwere from $200.

14. The Hello Kitty Vibrator, so you can let your quirky personality shine while experiencing your big O.

—Kelly Hutchins, FacebookSadly, it's no longer available.
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—Kelly Hutchins, Facebook

Sadly, it's no longer available.

15. The Mythos Dildo, for people who really want to prove how much they love monstrous-looking creatures.

—Anna KopskyCustom styles available from Etsy starting at $150.
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Anna Kopsky

Custom styles available from Etsy starting at $150.

16. The Erotic Love Piggie, which is literally an inflatable pig sex doll wearing makeup. Not judging.

—ALCAvailable from Amazon for $11.71.

17. The Rascal Double Dong Fister, meant to just shove right in so you can enjoy maximum pleasure.

—bocalaurenAvailable from Love Is Love for $199.

18. And the Tonguetacle, inspired by hentai fantasies, which allows you to lick yourself — anywhere.

—elizabethb44Available from Primal Hardwere for $130.

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