1. The Ovipositor
This cute dildo ejaculates alien eggs into you.
4. Enema Pants
To allow you to have an enema with your own pee.
5. The Growler
This dildo is created to exemplify “what a werewolf’s cock might be like.”
6. The Concubine
For ~between-the-breast~ fans.
10. The Neigh Sayer
For those of us who have partners “hung like a horse” and want to practice while he’s not around.
11. Just-In Beaver Blow-Up Doll
It’s officially too late to say sorry.
12. The Basilisk “Were-able”
Made to wear on your penis to resemble a more reptile-like dick.
13. The Selfie Stick
It’s a dildo… with a camera. So you can see what an orgasm looks like from behind the scenes.
14. The Pipedream Extreme Fuck My Face
It claims to give better blow jobs than an actual human being.
15. The Great American Challenge
It might look like your average dildo, but it’s 2 FEET TALL AND 6 INCHES WIDE.
16. Fleshlight Alien Male Masturbator
To explore your primal alien desires. It’s like a fleshlight, but way more out of this world.
18. The Heeldo
It’s a dildo harness that you attach to your heel, for hands-free action.
19. Barack Obama Dildo
DO YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY? Prove it.
20. The Ass Midget
Because you wondered where you could find a gnome that would fit up there.
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