17 Times Kayvon Zand's Hair Gave You LIFE!

He wakes up like that.

1. Kayvon Zand's hair is always glorious.

FLAWLESS! Here's a few times Kayvon's hair was especially inspiring to us all.

2. When he had a mohawk in Vanity Fair Italia

MAJESTIC!

3. When he had hair horns in the studio!

Business casual never looked so glamorous.

4. When he napped with the hair horns…WITH A TINY POMERANIAN!

Look at that FACE! The puppy is named Dior, and he is contemplating how Kayvon's hair is bigger than his whole body.

5. When he had a shaved side way before anyone else.

And he literally rhinestoned his skull because he's a visionary.

6. When he performed at the Glammies!

That ain't no wig, hunty.

7. When he wasn't a "real New Yorker"

And later received an apology as that's ridiculous.

8. When he had liberty spikes on the Patricia Field's web site!

Sea urchin realness.

9. When he topped out over 8 feet tall with color coordinated feathers!

If you saw this in person, you bought a bleach kit IMMEDIATELY.

10. When Volkswagen demonstrated impeccable taste!

Kayvon Zand driving a Golf for their People Are People commercial.

11. When his hair was actually a crown.

Why doesn't actual royalty dress like this?!

12. All his hair in the One Way Flight video!

Move over, Virgin Galactic. There's this hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is, and we gotta hitch a ride on his space craft.

13. When Paper Magazine displayed excellent taste!

Paper Magazine featured Kayvon in their music issue, because they're on point!

14. When he let his hair down, to casually announce his engagement!

The future Mrs. Zand's hair isn't nearly as fantastic, tbh.

15. When he was the Goblin King.

We know this to be very important to Buzzfeeders.

16. When Glamour Paris demonstrated excellent taste!

Oo la la!

17. All of his hair in the Just Give It Away music video!

Nobody else could pull this off.