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How Insufferable Is Your Family Being Right Now?

Come escape the holiday drama for a little bit.

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By now, the excitement of seeing your family for the holidays has probably worn off.

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Maybe tensions are running high with all that ~holiday cheer~.

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Or maybe your relatives are only bearable in smaller doses.

Or maybe you're just not in the goddamn mood this year.

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So we want to know: Just HOW crazy is your family driving you right now?

Check off all that even remotely apply.

  1. Have they...

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    Totally lost all respect for your personal space?
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    Spent an actual eternity in the bathroom when you really needed it (WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN THERE, AUNT SUSAN?)
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    Given you unsolicited advice about everything from your job to your hair length.
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    Eaten the last of the godforsaken crescent rolls, those MONSTERS.
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    Asked you to fix their computer/printer/phone/wifi with zero clues as to wtf is wrong with it.
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    Asked you the same question — like what exactly you do for a living or how you think finals went — A HUNDRED TIMES?
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    Nagged you about your personal habits (I'll sit up straight when I WANT TO, DAD)?
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    Complained about how much time you spend on your phone?
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    Discussed ~millennials~ in any capacity?
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    Brought up that super embarrassing thing you never wanted to talk about again?
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    Accidentally-on-purpose guilt-tripped you about not calling home more often?
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    Annoyed the hell out of you with well-intentioned overbearingness?
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    Put you at the kids table?
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    Treated you like you belonged at the kids table (I cannot have a curfew I am 25 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD)?
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    Interrogated you about being ~still~ single or ~still~ seeing that one person or ~still~ not engaged or WHATEVER?
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    Made an infuriatingly sexist comment or joke?
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    Or a racist one?
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    Or a homophobic one?
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    Engaged you in a "friendly" debate about politics that made you want to rip your hair out?
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    Tried to discuss money — AKA the last thing you want to think about while on vacation omg?
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    Given you secondhand embarrassment from getting inappropriately drunk?
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    Made YOU feel the need to get inappropriately drunk?
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    Asked if you really wanted to eat that?
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    Or if you really were going to wear that?
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    Expressed "concern" about one or more of your life choices (CAN I LIVE)?
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    Kept you from having one moment of actual peace to yourself?
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    Made you feel like you're legit getting an ulcer?
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    Tempted you into faking your own death so you could just go home already?
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    Caused you to rethink ever spending the holidays with them again, even though you have the same crisis every year and always come back?
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    Done even more insufferable things we haven't covered that you'll tell us about in the comments?
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