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Which Of These Things Actually Happened In "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child"?

SO MANY SPOILERS. Crazy, crazy spoilers.

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  1. Is this a real spoiler?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    That was an easy one. Of course Hermione is minister for magic.

    Yep, that actually happened.
    Via Charlie Gray / Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
  2. Did this seriously happen?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    THANKFULLY there were no secret leftover Horcruxes to take care of. Not that we wouldn't have all been down for a stage adaption of Harry Potter and the Yearlong Camping Trip.

    No, that didn't really happen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Warner Bros.
  3. How about this?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    This 100000% happened. Seriously. The Trolley Witch is the breakout star of Cursed Child, tbh.

    Yep, that actually happened.
    Via Warner Bros.
  4. This?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    Granted, it occurs in an alternate timeline where Cedric lives, but IT REALLY HAPPENS. Specifically, Cedric Diggory becomes a Death Eater because Albus and Scorpius ENGORGE HIS HEAD during the second Triwizard Tournament task and HE FLOATS OUT OF THE LAKE and is SO HUMILIATED he turns EVIL.

    Yep, that actually happened. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Warner Bros.
  5. What about this?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    You'd know if it had, because fans everywhere would be RIOTING IN THE STREETS. Don't disrespect Minerva McGonagall by suggesting she could do anything as mundane as die.

    No, that didn't really happen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Warner Bros.
  6. Was this an actual thing?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    BUT IMAGINE IF IT DID.

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    Via Warner Bros.
  7. What about this?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange had a nice shag, which apparently resulted in a secret silver-haired lovechild named Delphi. Because Voldemort having sex is something that's canon now. So. Yep.

    Yep, that actually happened.
    Via Warner Bros.
  8. Was this revealed?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    I mean, at least in the play. It probably happened at some point.

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    Via Warner Bros.
  9. What about this?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    He had to do it to be bait for AFOREMENTIONED EVIL VOLDEMORT DAUGHTER.

    Yep, that actually happened. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Warner Bros.
  10. Is this a real spoiler?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    But Harry DID ban the two of them from being friends and there was an incredibly long montage of them sulking around missing each other. SO.

    No, that didn't really happen.
    Via Little Brown UK
  11. OK, how about this?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    LUCKILY, it happened in an alternate timeline where the two of them were wanted rebel wizards. But still. Hermione sacrificed herself and Ron refused to let her do it alone and WE ALL CRIED.

    Yep, that actually happened.
    Via Manuel Harlan / Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
  12. Did this happen?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    And my question for everyone involved with this cursed play is: WHY? WHERE WAS TEDDY? WHY WASN'T HE UTILIZED AT ALL? WE WANT ANSWERS.

    No, that didn't really happen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Warner Bros.
  13. What about this?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, that didn't really happen.

    What does happen is he travels back in time to save his son, and while there, has to stand by and watch his parents die. Because apparently, Harry James Potter hasn't been through enough trauma for one lifetime, right???

    No, that didn't really happen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Warner Bros.
  14. And lastly, is this an actual plot detail included in this crazy play?

    Yes
    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Yep, that actually happened.

    All right, then.

    Yep, that actually happened. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via giphy.com

Which Of These Things Actually Happened In "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child"?

You're not very Cursed Child–savvy

We don't blame you, though. Even people who have read the play still can't quite believe everything that happened.

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Dang, you know Cursed Child

You've either read Cursed Child or are a REALLY GOOD GUESSER, because otherwise, how on earth did you know all the crazy crap that went down in this play?

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