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Tant et si bien que certaines <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/harry-potter-and-the-au?utm_term=.xjBYm8zprj#.vadBxw2Wj0">personnes le comparent à une fanfiction.</a>

Beaucoup de choses folles sont arrivées dans « Harry Potter et l'enfant maudit ». C'est vraiment fou.

Avec toutes Ces choses folles qui ont eu lieu, pouvez-vous dire la différence entre le véritable « Enfant maudit », les spoilers, et la merde aléatoire que je viens d'inventer?

ALLONS DÉCOUVRIR.

Lesquelles de ces choses se sont réellement passées Dans « Harry Potter et l'enfant maudit » ?

Which Of These Things Actually Happened In "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child"?

So much so that some <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannabennett/harry-potter-and-the-au?utm_term=.xjBYm8zprj#.vadBxw2Wj0">people are comparing it to fanfic.</a>

That was an easy one. Of course Hermione is minister for magic.

Yep, that actually happened.

Is this a real spoiler?

THANKFULLY there were no secret leftover Horcruxes to take care of. Not that we wouldn't have all been down for a stage adaption of _Harry Potter and the Yearlong Camping Trip_.

No, that didn't really happen.

Did this seriously happen?

This 100000% happened. Seriously. The Trolley Witch is the breakout star of _Cursed Child_, tbh.

How about this?

Granted, it occurs in an alternate timeline where Cedric lives, but IT REALLY HAPPENS. Specifically, Cedric Diggory becomes a Death Eater because Albus and Scorpius ENGORGE HIS HEAD during the second Triwizard Tournament task and HE FLOATS OUT OF THE LAKE and is SO HUMILIATED he turns EVIL.

This?

You'd know if it had, because fans everywhere would be RIOTING IN THE STREETS. Don't disrespect Minerva McGonagall by suggesting she could do anything as mundane as _die_.

What about this?

Was this an actual thing?

Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange had a nice shag, which apparently resulted in a secret silver-haired lovechild named Delphi. Because Voldemort having sex is something that's canon now. So. Yep.

I mean, at least in the play. It probably happened at some point.

Was this revealed?

He had to do it to be bait for AFOREMENTIONED EVIL VOLDEMORT DAUGHTER.

But Harry DID ban the two of them from being friends and there was an incredibly long montage of them sulking around missing each other. SO.

LUCKILY, it happened in an alternate timeline where the two of them were wanted rebel wizards. But still. Hermione sacrificed herself and Ron refused to let her do it alone and WE ALL CRIED.

OK, how about this?

And my question for everyone involved with this cursed play is: WHY? WHERE WAS TEDDY? WHY WASN'T HE UTILIZED AT ALL? WE WANT ANSWERS.

Did this happen?

What _does_ happen is he travels back in time to save his son, and while there, has to _stand by and watch his parents die_. Because apparently, Harry James Potter hasn't been through enough trauma for one lifetime, right???

And lastly, is this an actual plot detail included in this crazy play?

We don't blame you, though. Even people who have read the play still can't quite believe everything that happened.

You're not very Cursed Child–savvy

You've either read _Cursed Child_ or are a REALLY GOOD GUESSER, because otherwise, how on earth did you know all the crazy crap that went down in this play?

Dang, you know Cursed Child

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Ces choses se sont-elles réellement passées dans «Harry Potter et l'enfant maudit»?

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Which Of These Things Actually Happened In "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child"?

A lot of crazy stuff went down in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Like, really crazy.

With all the wild things that happened, can you tell the difference between actual Cursed Child spoilers and random shit I just made up?

LET'S FIND OUT.

Which Of These Things Actually Happened In "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child"?

A lot of crazy stuff went down in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Like, really crazy.

With all the wild things that happened, can you tell the difference between actual Cursed Child spoilers and random shit I just made up?

LET'S FIND OUT.

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