1.
This thing you wanted until you didn't:
2.
This unavoidable consequence:
3.
This moment of optimism:
4.
This little voice in your head:
7.
That shit that's fun until it's not:
8.
Those times you make an attempt...kind of:
9.
And that time when you really made an attempt:
10.
And this inevitable consequence:
12.
The eternal question:
13.
Those contradictory desires:
14.
This A+ social strategy:
16.
That time you should've been careful what you wished for:
17.
This knee-jerk reaction:
18.
This INFURIATING COMBINATION that just about sums you up: