What Do You Actually Do When You Masturbate?

We want to hear from people of different ages, genders, and sexualities about how they get themselves off.

Masturbating is great.

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Since it’s a solo activity, you're free to be creative and weird in doing exactly what makes you feel good.

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But at the same time, we have no way of knowing what other people are doing behind closed doors.

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Maybe you use toys or have some bangin' hand techniques or have gotten wildly creative with some everyday objects. WHO KNOWS?

So we want to know: What do you actually do when you masturbate?

Tell us (in a few sentences) in the anonymous form (also found here) or in the comments below and your answer could appear in an upcoming BuzzFeed Health post. Don't be afraid to get explicit and have fun with it. Your response can be 100% anonymous!