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Can We Guess Which Planet You Are Based On How Much You Love Drama?

The answer is written in the stars. Or this quiz.

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Can We Guess Which Planet You Are Based On How Much You Love Drama?

You got: Mercury

You're sweet, gentle, and a bit of a wallflower, and unlike the other planets you don't waste time on drama — or at least you say you don't. You're the type of person who hangs to the side and instigates shit in secret, then grabs a bag of popcorn while everyone else goes at it. Have you ever seen the world when Mercury retrogrades? Yeah, that's all you, pal.

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You got: Venus

You. Are. So. FABULOUS. You are a true worshipper of beauty and women, and when you aren't primping in the mirror you're lavishing everyone around you with compliments. As the slowest-rotating planet (it takes you 243 Earth days to make a full rotation!) you live for having all eyes on you and just ~feelin' yourself~. Beauty is a state of mind, and you are the true embodiment of that.

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You got: Earth

Oh, so you're petty AND extra. You could have stopped at being a beautiful planet, but clearly you had to get back at somebody because you decided to be a vessel for life as well. As the home of Human Beings there's no doubt you love drama — watching it, participating in it, and quite literally creating it. Those scrubs better watch out because who knows how much longer you'll tolerate them throwing trash all over your face.

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You got: Mars

As the solar system's miniature middle child, you haven't been handed the best deck of cards. HOWEVER. You have done your best to rise above your station by adopting memorable (if slightly odd) moons, naming yourself after the Roman god of war, and being the Most Likely Planet to have Held Past Life (after Earth, of course). So don't let anyone tell you that you don't at least try.

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You got: Jupiter

You are the star of the planets. We mean that quite literally, because had you grown much bigger you would have likely turned into one. As a behemoth of planetary extravagance, you love attention so much that you took it upon yourself to nearly become your own solar system with your 54 confirmed moons and three rings. You do have quite a temper, though, seeing as you've been harboring a storm twice the size of planet Earth on your face for several centuries.

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You got: Saturn

Everything about you is iconic. Your moons, your atmosphere, and my goodness, your rings? Slay. You literally travel through space with a crown made of crushed moons and comets because you're just that fabulous. You don't waste time on the other planets' shenanigans because you're content to just focus on you, you, you. Oh, and as the least-dense planet it's entirely feasible for you to float away in a bubble bath while sipping cosmos to your heart's content. #TreatYourself.

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You got: Uranus

OH BOY. You are, without a doubt, the most stunning celestial object in our sky. While all the other planets' moons are named after characters from mythology, yours are named after works of Shakespeare and Alexander Pope because you live for the #drama. And while the other planets spin nearly upright, you cartwheel at a 97.77 degree around the sun because you constantly crave attention. Oh, and you probably rain diamonds, because of course you do.

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You got: Neptune

You're the chillest planet in both temperature and personality, and because of that you have no desire to get caught up on the other planets' shenanigans. As the only planet completely invisible to the naked eye, you're okay with hanging in the background and being the silent observer. In fact, you're so enigmatic and elusive that scientists had to discover you through math (math!!!).

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