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Which Yankee Candle Should You Use Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Fresh tears squeezed from the tree of unrealized potential. A warm breeze of soft flowers and fresh green fields capture the sweet innocence of childhood realizing for the first time that death comes for us all.

A Child’s Last Wish

The tantalising aroma of formaldehyde-soaked corpses baked in buttery dough and sprinkled with cinnamon.

Pain au Death

Kick off your shoes, feel the sand between your toes, and breathe in the green scent of dewy sea ass atop the sand dunes. Kissed by the ocean breeze and enhanced with a sliver of mint, this fragrance is as fresh as a morning walk on the fartswept beaches of Cape Cod or the Outer Cheeks.

Wild Sea Ass

Wrapped in wet dreams...a lullaby of clean citrus, luxurious lube, and warm tissue.

Hard Blanket

A stirring sensation...the warm, peppery zing of green shit laid among fresh leaves in the garden.

Fresh Shit

A refreshing and creamy indulgence. This zesty scent will fill your home with the comforting fragrance of mom’s herb garden, but this time cross-contaminated with a dairy farm.

Milk Cilantro

The spicy sweet aroma of exotic bile retched up on an empty stomach creates a perfectly mellow mood.

Bile Water

Exotic! Grab a book and ruminate in the relaxing odor of a bathroom after the office barbecue.

Asparagus Pee

Sweet and zesty...juicy mangoes and peaches livened with potato skins, meat scraps, and heavily used to-go containers.

Compost Salsa

A positively delectable union of age and anxiety...fresh stress drizzled with decadent thoughts of death.

Ripe Despair

The hard labor of bees poured into a concoction of oozing, sensual ‘n sweet scents.

Sweaty Honey

Picture yourself on a still night…moving through starlit landfills, breathing in clouds of hairspray, anticipating the next intriguing scent to rise from the darkness like a mystery.

Midnight in Jersey

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Which Yankee Candle Should You Use Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

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