This is a potato. Simple. Versatile. Beloved by many. There can't be anything wrong with this freckly, squishy blob, right?
WRONG.
I am here to tell you that potatoes are nothing more than a lie. A sham. A hoax. I mean, think about it. What is there really to love about potatoes? Let's examine some of the popular ways they're prepared...
1.The Baked Potato
2.Mashed Potatoes
3.Tater Tots
4.Potato Soup
5.Fries
6.Potato Salad
7.Boiled Potatoes
My personal verdict: Potatoes simply take up space. They have no flavor. They're just a more substantial version of styrofoam used as a vehicle for much greater things.