back to top

Space Is Gay And I Will Prove It With Science

Space...the gayest frontier.

Posted on

Hi. Hello. Can I get your attention please? Take a seat, please. Thank you. I have...something I need to share with all of you.

Paramount Pictures / Via giphy.com

SPACE IS GAY.

/ A. Caulet (ST-ECF, ESA) and NASA

Extremely GAY.

/ Credit for Hubble NASA, ES

Like, so GAY.

/ Credit for Hubble NASA, ES
Advertisement

*whispers* Gay.

Don't believe me? Well, let's ask space. Space?

Still have doubt? Just watch this pride flag get launched into space. That's right, my friends, the entire universe has been under Queer Rule since 2016.

View this video on YouTube

youtube.com

Sorry not sorry, I don't make the rules (but I dig 'em).

Advertisement

Space is also a lesbian.

And asexual.

Space is iconic.

Space is inspiring.

Advertisement

Space's queerness has been confirmed by math.

Space is also lit AF because when you party with stars, every month is pride month.

Honestly, like. Like how could you see it any other way?

It's a fact. There's no disputing it.

Everything 62 miles above sea level is Gay™.

So in conclusion, space is gay and a lesbian and also asexual and under queer rule and straights are not allowed. BYEEEEEEE.