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Can You Survive A Public Restroom?

If not, you're gonna have a crappy time.

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Can You Survive A Public Restroom?

You got: There's toilet paper everywhere

You push back the stall door to see that the floor, toilet, and bits of the wall are coated in wet wads of toilet paper. It's unclear what liquids were used to moisten the clumps of toilet tissue, but it's advisable that you just shut the door and try another stall rather than stand there and further debate this quandary.

There's toilet paper everywhere
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You got: There's no toilet paper

You push back the stall door to reveal one of those rare, perfectly pristine toilets. Satisfied, you take a sit (or squat or stand; I'm not pretending to know you) and do your business, only to find that in place of what should be a bountiful roll of toilet paper is a sad, barren cylinder. Now it's up to you whether you just shake it off or cry out to the neighboring stall for help.

There's no toilet paper
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You got: There's pee all over the seat

You push back the stall door to reveal a toilet artistically sprinkled with pee. It's quite a clever metaphor, if you really think about.

There's pee all over the seat
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You got: There's a rat guarding the toilet

You push back the stall door to reveal a rat guarding the toilet. If you're at all interested, his name is Harris and he takes his job very, very seriously.

There's a rat guarding the toilet
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You got: There's poo in this toilet

You push back the stall door to reveal a generous pile of stool in the toilet bowl. It's quite ripe, too. Maybe even sentient? You should probably just leave.

There's poo in this toilet
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You got: This toilet is very clogged

You push back the stall door to reveal a toilet bowl filled to the brim with scum soup. There is a plunger in the stall, but dare you touch it? The toilet water is starting to bubble, so it's best that you just run away.

This toilet is very clogged
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You got: The toilet seat is locked

You push back the stall door to reveal a toilet locked with a chain. I'm very sorry for this inconvenience, but to be fair there was an out-of-order sign.

The toilet seat is locked
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You got: You walked in on Jim from accounting

You push back the stall door and lock eyes with Jim from accounting. You immediately slam the door and go to a higher-up to request a sick week, change of offices, an extended sabbatical in another country, something, anything, dear god why.

You walked in on Jim from accounting
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You got: You found the right stall and it's...beautiful

You push back the stall door and raise an arm to shield your eyes from gleaming porcelain. An angelic choir sings a chord in the background as the scent of artificial petunias beckons you forward. Go ahead and claim your throne. You've earned it.

You found the right stall and it's...beautiful
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