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Avalie estes bumbuns da história da arte e nós revelaremos qual a sua personalidade sexual da Renascença

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Oh, you gentle soul. You want sex that moves your quill to write sonnets that will make future lovers weep. You want to paint the words of passion with a lute as you gaze misty-eyed upon a dark rushing river. You want your heart to quicken at the voice of your lover, and to sigh their name into bowl of broth. Therefore it is not sex you yearn for, nay, but to make love.

The Tender Troubador

Epic. Legendary. Awe-inspiring. Are these the words to describe the gods of old? No. These are the testaments of your sexual prowess. You move your lovers to such throes of passion that the continents quake and the Pope himself sheds a tear. When you drift off in the arms of your lover, it is not your name they whisper, but an ardent “thank you.”

The Titan of Coitus 

You invented dripping candelabra wax on your partner while whispering the words of Machiavelli. Wrist-flashing harlots lift their silk-trimmed bonnets in your honor as you walk by, a testament to your prowess, your power. Lacy corsets and carriage whips you house aplenty, but there is no place for virtue in your castle dungeon. 

The Duke of the Dungeon

Sexual pleasure? In this house? The bedroom is a place of for efficiency and copulation — no games, no shenanigans, no shirt, no shoes, no bodices, and no additional service. You have one go-to position, maybe a second for high holidays and special occasions, but for the most part you know how to get the job done and don’t venture beyond that. Besides, you have to make time for more important things, like prayer and weaving.

The Bland Barnaby

The Age of Enlightenment is around the corner, and as a sex-positive strumpet you’re prepared to share your forward-thinking physical philosophy with the masses...by banging them. Why contain sexual pleasure to just one relationship when you can share it with dozens? That’s basic math, which you actually don’t understand because your parents refused to pay for the town tutor once you turned seven.

The Enlightened Harlot

People tend to read you as kind and soft-spoken, a gentle creature with a kind heart. “Look at that darling dillydown,” they say affectionately as they walk by. “I bet they have never even seen a butt in their life.” But when the sun goes down and the clothes come off, you transform into a sexual demon so mighty that not even salt and sage can bring you back to the plane of mortal existent.

The Secret Sex Siren

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