16 Pumpkin Spice Items That Flew A Liiiiiittle Too Close To The Sun

    Uncertain whether pumpkin spice spam or pumpkin spice cup noodles scare me more, tbh.

    1. Pumpkin Spice Spam

    Pumpkin Spice Spam

    2. Pumpkin Spice Cheese

    Pumpkin spice gouda cheese

    3. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats

    Pumpkin spice greenies dental treats for dogs

    4. Bud Light Pumpkin Spice Seltzer

    Bud Light pumpkin spice seltzer

    5. Pumpkin Spice Cup Noodles

    6. Pumpkin Spice Salsa

    Pumpkin spice mild salsa

    7. Pumpkin Spice Kale Chips

    Organic pumpkin spice kale chips, paired with pumpkin spice kombucha

    8. Pumpkin Spice Kombucha

    Organic pumpkin spice kale chips, paired with pumpkin spice kombucha

    9. Pumpkin Spice Scented Boxer Briefs

    scary jack-o-lantern-patterned pumpkin spice scented boxer briefs

    10. Pumpkin Spice Hummus

    Trader Joe's pumpkin spice hummus

    11. Pumpkin Spice Salad

    Pumpkin Spice Salad with spring mix, turkey, raisins, pepitas, dates, and a pumpkin spice vinagrette

    12. Pumpkin Spice Pasta Sauce

    We’re not ready for pumpkin spice spaghetti

    Twitter: @deloisivete

    Again, can totally get behind pumpkin pasta sauce. Pumpkin and certain spices would be really good. Pumpkin spice spices, though? Ehhhhh.

    13. Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn

    Pumpkin Spice flavored Candy Corn

    14. Pumpkin Spice Glazed Turkey Breast

    Turkey breast coated in a pumpkin spice glaze

    15. Pumpkin Spice Cough Drops

    These CVS pumpkin spice cough drops are the best thing to happen to me all week! Can't wait for my next cold to be super festive 🎃

    Twitter: @KyleeScales

    Another brilliant example of "did this really need to exist?"

    16. And finally, Pumpkin Spice Salmon

    Pumpkin spice seasoned atlantic salmon

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