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    Testicle Replacement . . . for Fido

    Ever feel bad for ripping out your best friend's testicles and throwing them in the dumpster behind the vet's? Good thing Gregg Miller invented Neuticles, nut prosthetics for your dog or cat. He says he's sold more than 280,000 pairs. That's a real patriot right there.