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I'm Officially Selling My Mustache On eBay

After 10 wonderful months with my mustache, I’ve decided it’s time to share the joy with others. Remember, Movemeber is just around the corner. You can bid on it at www.buymystache.com.

Andy Pearson • 4 years ago

Beck Is Releasing A New Album, 2012-Style

This is so brilliant it hurts my head. I can't wait to get it. All of it.

Andy Pearson • 7 years ago

Bad News, Bears

Tragedy struck the town of Boulder, Colorado, today. This was the front page of the local paper. Never fur-get, you guys.

Andy Pearson • 7 years ago

Geometric Porn App Rejected By Apple

But it's so awesome. Does this count as NSFW? It's just math.

Andy Pearson • 7 years ago

Mr. T Made A Really Weird Infomerical

BA Baracus is hawking tees for Old Navy now I guess. And he brought Anna Faris along too? What?

Andy Pearson • 7 years ago

Ted Williams Is Reading People's Tweets For Valentine's Day

Remember the Man with the Golden Voice? Kraft Mac and Cheese does because he's back for Valentine's Day to send very deep-voiced, loving tweets to your sweetheart. Any tweet with the hashtag #voiceoflove gets the Ted Williams treatment.

Andy Pearson • 7 years ago

Dancing With an iPod in Public

All I want for Christmas is to be able to do this.

Andy Pearson • 7 years ago

Pro Wrestler Vs. 9-Year Old Japanese Girl

WWE really needs to step it up. She cries less than William Regal at least.

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

Inception Folder

Your desktop is the scene of the crime.

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago
Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

LEGOS ARE SO F*CKING METAL!!!!

Medieval metal meets plastic box. I wish their new tagline was Get Bricked.

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

The Brocial Network

What if Zuckberg were a bro? In all seriousness, I would actually pay to see this movie.

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

The History Of Hip Hop In A 4-Minute Beat Box

How many can you recognize?

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago
Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

Black Dude Loves Pokemon

He makes some good points. Blastoise versus Charzard is the new Crips and Bloods indeed.

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

Baby Carrots Go Xtreme

Apparently baby carrots are making commercials now. And they're XTREEEEME. I guess I've been eating them the wrong way this whole time...

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

Facebook: The Turkish Music Video

Absolutely riveting. I'd totally poke that chick.

Andy Pearson • 8 years ago

The Oregon Trail Official Trailer

This is going to be huge at DragonCon next year. It also sort of vaguely reminds me of the Facebook movie.

Andy Pearson • 9 years ago

Chimp Rapes a Frog/Double Rainbow

Double Rainbow guy finds something new to "oh my God" over.

Andy Pearson • 9 years ago
Andy Pearson • 9 years ago