Before the pyramids were builtSometime during the Roman empireI picture myself sailing with VikingsAround the Middle AgesDuring the RenaissanceDuring the CrusadesAround the time America became a countryDuring the American Civil WarDuring the Victorian eraDuring the Industrial AgeRight around the turn of the 20th centuryWithin the last 100 years
DrinkingSexSmokingJunk foodAll or most of the aboveI don't have any vices
SkydivingBungee jumpingZip-liningParasailingWalking home alone at nightSomething else
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We Know How You Died In A Past Life
You died young, which is a shame, but we're sorry to report that it was kinda your fault. You stole your parents' brand-new Model T and ended up being the first car-crash fatality in history.
You might look at that number and think, Wow, past me died in the prime of their life, but if this past life was several centuries ago, you actually made it pretty far considering life expectancy at the time. For example, you died during childbirth. Bummer, but the child you gave birth to ended up being the great-grandmother of Leonardo da Vinci, so that's pretty cool.
Your past self died right in his prime. We're getting an Egyptian pharaoh vibe, so perhaps you were murdered by a jealous usurper? Bummer.
Depending on when your past life was, this was either pretty old or fairly young. Either way, we bet past you died doing something heroic and awesome, like saving the lives of your fellow vikings as you single-handedly fought off 12 men.
Given the age at which past you died, we're going to wager it was an early heart attack or...maybe a shark attack? If it was the latter, we bet you got some good punches in on that shark.
You made it halfway through a century in your past life! And as it turned out, you spent most of that half-century being a spy for the British government, before you were finally caught and killed during a botched assassination attempt. Don't tell anyone.
You have a wisdom about you that suggests you're an old soul, but a risk-taking attitude that suggests you're a young one. Your past self definitely took risks, and ended up dying in a hang-gliding accident after retirement.
You're not much of a risk-taker, which means your past lives may not have been particularly eventful, but they were long and fulfilling. Your past self died very peacefully in their sleep at the age of 78.
Your past self almost — almost! — made it to the 100-year mark, and they were probably pretty disappointed that they just barely missed it. The worst part is that it was a poisonous snake in your garden that got you. Stupid snakes.
Your past self lived so long that you were probably the oldest person alive at the time. They probably wrote about you in the paper (if there were papers at the that time). Then, oddly enough, you got struck by a lightning bolt.
You were a wizard in your past life, and therefore lived many hundreds of years before finally dying in an epic duel to save humanity from an evil sorcerer. Thanks for that, by the way.
Yeah, you had a rough go of it in this past life. You lived during the Pleistocene epoch, which meant that life expectancy was not very long. Saber-toothed tigers love eating toddlers.