A 1958 issue of McCall's — a women's magazine — provided an exhaustive list of "129 Ways to Get a Husband." You probably won't be surprised to learn that almost all of them are ridiculous.
So let's see how many things you've done lately to attract a man...because that should be your #1 priority, right?
(And yes, while this isn't the entire list of 129 things, EVERY SINGLE ONE of these suggestions is actually on the list.)