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These two approaches to a news story:
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These two philosophers:
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These two imaginary scenarios:
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These two pieces of advice:
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These two readings of one sentence:
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These two helpful people:
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These two Google searches that really say a lot about who typed them:
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These two approaches to bones:
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These two reactions to a cookie hot take:
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These two Disneyland experiences:
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These two life-changing experiences:
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These two scientists:
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These two human thesauruses:
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This romantic quote, and the perfect response to it:
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These two ideas that get VERY dark:
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And finally, these two...er, three punchlines:
