Radio host Eric Alper asked a simple question on Twitter:
Within 24 hours, the tweet had over 3,000 replies with people either sharing their worst fears/new DJ names or dying laughing at the results.
Some people just went right for it:
Others got very specific:
And a few shared fears you didn't even know you had:
There are some that go out on a limb:
Like this one:
And then there are the ones that are just Too Real™:
But none compare to the greatest fear of all:
So, what would your DJ name be?
The concept for Alper's original tweet has been attributed to Twitter user @ch000ch.