Posted on Oct 28, 2023

17 People Who Wrote Most Hilariously, Beautifully Depraved Sentences I've Read This Month

Some people just have a way with words. These are some of those people.

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1. NGL, this would be hella confusing:

Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don’t know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t’s started hurting.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 2, 2021

Twitter: @TheAndrewNadeau

someone asks, none of y'all know what propaganda actually is do you, and a person responds, it's when a british person takes a good look at something

3. I can confidently say that I've never seen this content warning on any other movie:

I can’t stop laughing at the reasoning for Twister’s PG-13 rating pic.twitter.com/SdIZtVuRyH
— Blake Wexler 🫵 (@BlakeWexler) June 15, 2020

Twitter: @BlakeWexler

4. This is definitely a brand new sentence, but it's also cute as heck:

Apparently it works like in Field of Dreams. If you hang the flag, the gays will come.

And they will steal every fucking one of your dinosaur stickers.
— Professor Helena Handbasket, Miskatonic U (@PrettiestFrog) October 5, 2023

Twitter: @PrettiestFrog

5. Apologies to all my friends and relatives, but I will now be saying, "Brother I would not pay an acorn a decade," alllllll the time from now on:

A dollar a year? brother i would not pay an acorn a decade https://t.co/175iSucLCl
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) October 17, 2023

Chesnot / Getty Images Twitter: @vinn_ayy

imagine thinking you have a monopoly on suffering because you were rawdogging

7. Yadda yadda 2023 bingo card:

This is the most insane grouping of letters I’ve ever read https://t.co/ow6qu25eZd
— luna🌙🎃 (@lavenderobbers) June 16, 2023

Twitter: @lavenderobbers / instagram.com / Angelina Pilarionos / Shutterstock

if god isn't real then why does the palm of a man fit so perfectly around the throat of a goose

if you don't find farts funny, you are choosing to live in a world with less joy and the same amount of farts

headline says, 3000 crocodiles have sex after mistakes helicopter sounds for mating calls

one star review: i have been a professional medium for 15 years but when i walked into the studio i was assaulted by the dark energy radiating from monica at the front desk

bdsm is impossible to take seriously, it's literally looney tunes sex, tom and jerry ass

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats

14. He's out of line, but he's right:

vinegar is crazy man. the wario of water
— ● Will Wiesenfeld ● (@BATHSmusic) October 15, 2023

Twitter: @BATHSmusic

i feel like people need to relearn genre expectations man this tragedy sucks why didn't they just xyz then everything could've ended happily, well then it woudn't be a tragedy would it

this is your grubhub driver, thomas, seek me outside for i have come

17. And finally, this masterpiece of a sentence:

I either give too many fucks about something or I don't give any fucks

I can't seem to find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution
— Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) May 19, 2016

Twitter: @thenoahkinsey

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17 People Who Wrote Most Hilariously, Beautifully Depraved Sentences I've Read This Month

1. NGL, this would be hella confusing:

2. Stands up and aggressively applauds

3. I can confidently say that I've never seen this content warning on any other movie:

4. This is definitely a brand new sentence, but it's also cute as heck:

5. Apologies to all my friends and relatives, but I will now be saying, "Brother I would not pay an acorn a decade," alllllll the time from now on:

6. Poetry for the childfree:

7. Yadda yadda 2023 bingo card:

8. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN:

9. A sage and wise point:

10. I....... what?

11. To be fair, anyone who has ever worked as a receptionist for more than a week would have dark energy:

12. Hmm. Evocative:

13. Feed them!

14. He's out of line, but he's right:

15. Ok, I will also be using this in my daily life:

16. Grubhub driver has pizazz:

17. And finally, this masterpiece of a sentence:

Want more brand new sentences? Check out last month's roundup!

17 People Who Wrote Most Hilariously, Beautifully Depraved Sentences I've Read This Month

1. NGL, this would be hella confusing:

2. *Stands up and aggressively applauds*

3. I can confidently say that I've never seen this content warning on any other movie:

4. This is definitely a brand new sentence, but it's also cute as heck:

5. Apologies to all my friends and relatives, but I will now be saying, "Brother I would not pay an acorn a decade," alllllll the time from now on:

6. Poetry for the childfree:

7. Yadda yadda 2023 bingo card:

8. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN:

9. A sage and wise point:

10. I....... what?

11. To be fair, anyone who has ever worked as a receptionist for more than a week would have dark energy:

12. Hmm. Evocative:

13. Feed them!

14. He's out of line, but he's right:

15. Ok, I will also be using this in my daily life:

16. Grubhub driver has pizazz:

17. And finally, this masterpiece of a sentence:

Want more brand new sentences? Check out last month's roundup!

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2. Stands up and aggressively applauds