Comedian Jim Smallman took to Twitter to do what we all do on social media: share our deepest, darkest, most personal fears.
His tweets about weird, random fears he had growing up — and still has — inspired others to share theirs.
Open closets (same, tbh).
The sudden disappearance of gravity.
And, um, being stabbed in the back by Uma Thurman with a machete while trapped in an elevator.
Tell us your weird fears in the comments, and you might be featured in a future BuzzFeed post or video!