Hi guys. Yesterday, the second trailer for Venom dropped, giving us our first look at the classic Spider-Man villain's face.
As you can see, Venom's face is COMPLETELY TERRIFYING.
So naturally, people wanna fuck him.
Tumblr is all over it.
It's the tongue, apparently.
Wanting to have sex with movie monsters is a time-honored tradition dating all the way back to the Year of Our Lord 2017, when people wanted to fuck Pennywise from IT and the fish man from The Shape of Water.
This is all bringing up a very important debate: Which one is the least shameful?
people who want to the fishman from The Shape of Water to raw them? VALID those who wanna fuck Venom? SO VALID. all those who wanted to fuck pennywise the clown.....validation DENIED https://t.co/GgMfYZu4IL