2.
Saying "ope" at every minor inconvenience:
7.
Making a "dip" that's essentially just cheese:
11.
Suffering just so you don't slightly inconvenience anyone:
12.
Treating tornado warnings like they're just background noise:
13.
Never actually swearing in public, but getting close in the most Midwestern way:
14.
Actually knowing how to spell city names like "Ypsilanti":
15.
Walking around in shorts whenever it's above freezing:
16.
Using "watch for deer" as an official goodbye:
17.
Making sure you go to the right grocery store:
18.
Going to Target just to have something to do:
19.
Refusing to interrupt anyone for anything:
20.
Sensing snow before it even gets there:
21.
And finally, just...ranch: