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16 Jokes You'll Find Funny If You've Ever Seen A Dick

"I've got a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts."

1. When someone needed ointment for that burn:

2. When size mattered:

3. When one dick burned brighter:

4. When puns started flying:

5. When things got very close to NSFW:

6. When a metaphor was perfected:

7. When the update notifications were finally worth it:

8. When nothing changed in more than 200 years:

9. When Spy Kids GIFs were helpful:

10. When everyone realized they were missing an important garment:

11. When things got fancy:

12. When someone got an anatomy lesson:

13. When the internet acted exactly how it was expected to:

14. When math jokes and dick jokes combined powers:

15. When a very important question was asked:

16. And when an ego cried out and was suddenly silenced: