Hi, I'm Andy, and like literally everyone*, I love the Toy Story movies.
But today, I read something that shook me to my hollow, plastic core: Woody, as in Sheriff Woody, as in the star of Woody's Roundup, HAS A LAST NAME.
Seriously! Look at this!
OK, obviously Wikipedia isn't a source (my high school English teacher told me that), but here's the real proof: a tweet from Toy Story 3 director Lee Unkrich from ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2009!
Now, maybe some of you are out there like, "Of course his full name is Woody Pride, I knew that, why didn't you know that?"
I probably should have! Apparently it was in some kind of art for Kingdom Hearts 3, which I played!
But other people are surprised too, OK?
Honestly, I'm just dealing with the shock right now. I wonder if he's related to Kitty Pryde.