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Would Ron Swanson Respect You?

On a scale of one to meat tornado.

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    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yes
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I built some Ikea furniture once
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Man imposing his will on nature with tools" is one of Ron's indicators of greatness.

    Via NBC
  2. Correct
    Incorrect
    Crew, high & tight, or buzz cut
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Anything else
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Crew, buzz, and high and tight cuts are the only acceptable hairstyles, according to Ron.

    Via NBC
  3. Correct
    Incorrect
    6"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    < 6"
    Correct
    Incorrect
    > 6"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    According to Ron, anything longer than 6" is capri pants, and anything shorter than 6" is European.

    Via Dominik Pabis / Getty Images
  4. Correct
    Incorrect
    Skim
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Anything else
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Skim milk is just water that's lying about being milk. Avoid it at all costs.

    Via NBC
  5. Correct
    Incorrect
    Food
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sport
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Both
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fishing is for sport only, as fish meat is "practically a vegetable."

    Via NBC
  6. Correct
    Incorrect
    Two seconds
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Three seconds
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Four seconds
    Correct
    Incorrect
    As long as it takes to establish dominance
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A firm, three-second handshake is optimal.

    Via NBC
  7. Correct
    Incorrect
    Yeah, tons
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Only during the first 15 minutes of Up
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Only at a funeral and/or the Grand Canyon
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You also get a pass if you cried when you got hit by a bus or when Lil' Sebastian died.

    Via NBC
  8. Correct
    Incorrect
    Yes
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No, I like to cultivate a manly musk
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Having a personal musk "puts your opponents on notice."

    Via NBC
  9. Correct
    Incorrect
    1–3
    Correct
    Incorrect
    4–7
    Correct
    Incorrect
    More than 7
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "One to three is sufficient."

    Via NBC
 
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