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Posted on Sep 15, 2016

Would Ron Swanson Respect You?

On a scale of one to meat tornado.

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "Man imposing his will on nature with tools" is one of Ron's indicators of greatness.

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  2. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Crew, buzz, and high and tight cuts are the only acceptable hairstyles, according to Ron.

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  3. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    According to Ron, anything longer than 6" is capri pants, and anything shorter than 6" is European.

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  4. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Skim milk is just water that's lying about being milk. Avoid it at all costs.

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  5. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fishing is for sport only, as fish meat is "practically a vegetable."

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  6. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    A firm, three-second handshake is optimal.

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  7. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    You also get a pass if you cried when you got hit by a bus or when Lil' Sebastian died.

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  8. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Having a personal musk "puts your opponents on notice."

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  9. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "One to three is sufficient."

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