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Would Ron Swanson Respect You?

"Man imposing his will on nature with tools" is one of Ron's indicators of greatness.

Crew, buzz, and high and tight cuts are the only acceptable hairstyles, according to Ron.

According to Ron, anything longer than 6" is capri pants, and anything shorter than 6" is European.

Skim milk is just water that's lying about being milk. Avoid it at all costs.

Fishing is for sport only, as fish meat is "practically a vegetable."

A firm, three-second handshake is optimal.

You also get a pass if you cried when you got hit by a bus or when Lil' Sebastian died.

Having a personal musk "puts your opponents on notice."

It's not that Ron wouldn't respect you at all or anything, it's just that he would think you were a lot like Tom Haverford.

Not Really

You have a few excellent qualities. Build a canoe and we'll talk.

A Little Bit

Your accomplishments can only be matched by Ron himself. Ron would consider you "very adequate."

Probably

You are everything that Ron Fucking Swanson would want you to be. You've made Ron proud today. That concludes your praise in this matter.

Absolutely

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Тест: Уважал бы вас Рон Суонсон?

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Would Ron Swanson Respect You?

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