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Let's talk about how Skyrim lets you name your weapons, so you can giggle every time you open your inventory.
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Or about how Lydia is the worst follower ever.
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Or about the little details in the game, like how this guy got screwed.
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Or how the guard AI is questionable at best.
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As it turns out, the game's skill meters are great for memes.
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Sometimes, skeletons are busy in Skyrim.
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And the NPCs are excellent liars.
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We've all learned a lot from the game, like the fact that Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
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And that you should always make sure to properly name your enchanted items.
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And that Dwemer ruins will ruin your day.
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And that no city in all of Tamriel is worse than Markarth.
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Oh, and that you should NOT cross an ancient talking dragon, apparently.
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We know that Hadvar's seen some shit.
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And that any screenshot of the game is pure art.
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And that there are endless puns to be made.
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But most of all, we know that the best way to get someone to play Skyrim is to get them hooked on alchemy.
