23 Exceptionally Weird Things People Found At Thrift Stores

Why do so many of these things have teeth on them?

1. A horrific vase, price unknown.

Found this at an an antique flea market , I should have bought it from oddlyterrifying

2. A jean couch. A jouch. Only $5!

Full denim couch with accompanying denim blanket found at Goodwill, unsurprisingly from ATBGE

3. Various nightmare-inducing baby-head sculptures, $4 and up.

Every single one. WTF! from WTFgaragesale

4. This nice piece of art, price unknown.

Goodwill fine art from WTFgaragesale

5. Salt and pepper shakers that make you think of things you don't want to think of while eating, $3.

These tasteful salt and pepper shakers. $3.00. from WTFgaragesale

6. Nudist frog with confusing anatomy, price unknown.

this well-endowed frog... from WTFgaragesale

7. Shot glass that inexplicably has two turtles having sex on it, price unknown.

now this shot glass really sets the mood from WTFgaragesale

8. Purse made from the hand of a creature slain in the depths of Mordor, $75.

If it wasn’t $75 I’d probably do it from WTFgaragesale

9. NASCAR-themed romance novels, $0.50 each.

Nascar romance novels. There were at least a dozen different volumes of harlequin romance nascar books. from WTFgaragesale

10. A 5,000-coat block of paint layers, $3.

Thrift store, three bucks. Pete painted this block of wood for 14 years, almost every day. from WTFgaragesale

11. A poop journal, price unknown.

So my sister found this nugget at the thrift shop recently from WTFgaragesale

12. Frighteningly friendly taxidermy, price unknown.

Any room for this fella? Oh deer! from WTFgaragesale

13. An extremely chaotic "Smooth Criminal" shirt, price unknown.

Goodwill find. Yes I bought it. from WTFgaragesale

14. Incredibly inappropriate Switzerland sweatshirt, price unknown.

Everybody loves Switzerland from WTFgaragesale

15. Food bowl for crotch-sniffing dogs, price unknown.

WTF Goodwill from WTFgaragesale

16. Emphatic chip and dip bowl, man! $2.

Chips Man! from WTFgaragesale

17. A hornet's nest. Just...just an old hornet's nest, $35.

Found this at my local antique mall, it’s an old hornets nest. They’re asking $35 for it 🤦🏻‍♀️ from WTFgaragesale

18. Water pitcher with too many teeth, price unknown.

A water pitcher with Tom Cruise teeth. from WTFgaragesale

19. Goldblum shrine, price varies (unless you wanna buy the whole thing at once).

An entire shelf of Jeff Goldblum framed pictures. from WTFgaragesale

20. A bobblehead that lost its bobble head, $0.70.

This freakin guy from WTFgaragesale

21. Slightly threatening, grammatically incorrect clown mug, price unknown.

“Your Beautiful” clown mug [x-post from /r/thriftstorehauls] from WTFgaragesale

22. Burned and probably cursed doll, $185.

Redditor found this doll (which was originally discovered in an abandoned factory) on sale in an oddities store in Beacon, New York. [x-post from /r/creepy] from WTFgaragesale

23. And finally...Minion Wonder Woman shirt, $4.

You look at this and tell me there’s a God from WTFgaragesale