1.
When your balls are sticking to your leg and you try to casually adjust them through your pocket.
2.
When you get an accidental boner during class.
3.
When you're jerking it and you hear keys jingling in the door.
4.
When you've already come but your partner keeps on sucking.
5.
When you finish and fall asleep almost immediately but your partner isn't done yet.
6.
When you try to lean so you can see your S.O.'s face while you're getting a BJ.
7.
When you're at a nice dinner but your balls start to itch...
8.
...so you do a little chair shuffle and see if that helps.
9.
When you've had too much to drink and it's just not rising to the occasion.
10.
When bae is telling you that you were great but you know it was way too quick.
11.
When you were aiming for their chest but you shot a little high.
12.
When you try a move that you saw in porn but it doesn't quite work out.
13.
When you're in the locker room and you know everyone's impressed.
14.
When there's a line for the urinal and people are taking way too fucking long.
15.
When you sit on the toilet and your penis accidentally touches the inside rim.
16.
Or when the water splashes up while you're pooping and it gets on your dick.
17.
When you're trying to pee in the morning and your boner will NOT go down.
18.
When you finally try a little bit of butt stuff for the first time.
19.
When your S.O. is riding you and your dick slips out and they land right on it and you're pretty sure it's broken.
20.
When you're reading the condom wrapper very carefully to see if it expired.
21.
When it's been a while and you cum a little more than expected.
22.
When you're getting an HJ but it's a little too dry...
