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These 3 Questions Will Reveal Your Future In 2017
Perhaps it'll be a lottery win or something, but you're totally going to end up with a bunch of money in 2017. Of course, you're going to learn that money can't buy happiness and blah blah blah. But you'll also learn that money can buy a lot of cool stuff. Problem is, taxes can be difficult when you win a lot of money, so eventually you'll have to go on the run from the law for tax evasion, and you'll end up living a simple life as a farmer in Peru after you escape the country.
Either you're gonna get pregnant or you're gonna get someone else pregnant, so hopefully that's something you were planning on. If not, better watch out. Babies are expensive.
Here's how it'll go down: You'll be waiting for your order at Starbucks, and the most beautiful person you've ever seen will walk in. They'll wave at you, and you'll wave back, but then you'll realize that they were waving at someone behind you and you'll be REALLY embarrassed, but then they'll crack a joke about it and it'll be OK. Either that or it'll be a really lucky Tinder date.
This is it...2017 is the year when you lose all self control and you just start adopting every single cute dog or cat you see, and you're going to have a house full of them.
You're going to look your hottest in 2017, which means it's gonna be like, 24/7 bang-town for you. Have fun!
We're not sure how, but you'll definitely find yourself traveling in 2017, and it'll be to some country you've never been to and weren't planning on visiting. There, you'll learn that you actually have distant relatives there and you'll end up buying a home there to retire to years from now.
Whatever you were doing in 2016, you'll continue doing that for the most part. Only this time, you'll be wearing a really cool hat that you got as a present. Or maybe you bought it for yourself. So now you're that person who wears the cool hat.