None Of These Women Are Real; They're What AI Thinks Each State's Miss USA Should Look Like

    Yep, Miss Florida's costume makes sense.

    Andy Golder
    by Andy Golder

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Every year, at the Miss USA pageant, each state's contestant dresses up in a "state costume" to represent something unique about their home state. Sometimes, they understand the assignment. Other times, they hold up a sign that says "POTATOES."

    Woman in a dress holding a large sign with the word "POTATOES" on it
    Miss Universe / Via youtube.com

    Which is to say that they REALLY understand the assignment.

    So, we asked AI to show us what the perfect "state costume" would be for each of the 50 US states, and it got a little unhinged. Here's what it came up with:

    The following images were created using generative AI image models for the sake of entertainment and curiosity. The images also reveal the biases and stereotypes that currently exist within AI models and are not meant to be seen as accurate or full depictions of human experience.

    Alabama

    Beauty pageant contestant in dress designed with layered peanuts, wearing a crown

    Apparently, boiled peanuts are a thing in Alabama?

    Alaska

    Performer in a bejeweled costume with feathered headdress and wings onstage, backdrop of winter trees

    This one kinda makes sense! Alaska = snow. I don't know about the feathers, maybe that's for snowy owls or something.

    Arizona

    Model in a vibrant, beaded two-piece ensemble with a flowing skirt on a runway

    This Grand Canyon-inspired two-piece dress is actually kind of amazing?

    Arkansas

    Performer in ornate costume with headdress, sequined bodysuit, and metallic parts on stage with lights

    So, it turns out that one of the biggest exports out of Arkansas is airplane parts. Hence...this.

    California

    Model in an elaborate green crystal-decorated costume with an ornate headdress

    It's giving silicon chips, for Silicon Valley? Or it's supposed to be a sparkly avocado.

    Colorado

    Person in elaborate mountain-themed costume

    The Rocky Mountains are an obvious choice.

    Connecticut

    Woman in money-themed costume with dollar bill dress and large dollar sign headpiece

    Yeah, they are rich over there in Connecticut. Apparently one of the state's "key industries" is investment and asset management.

    Delaware

    Model in an elaborate period costume with scripted text on the skirt

    Apparently Delaware was the first state to ratify the US Constitution. They are very proud of this.

    Florida

    Woman in crocodile-inspired costume with headdress and textured bodice, standing on stage

    Yeah, this tracks.

    Georgia

    Model in an intricately designed outfit themed after Coca-Cola, featuring brand logos and elements resembling citrus fruits

    The Coca-Cola thing makes sense, since the factory is in Atlanta. But I thought oranges were a Florida thing? It's peaches in Georgia, right?

    Hawaii

    Woman in vibrant tropical print outfit with floral headpiece smiles on runway

    The hibiscus is the state flower of Hawaii, so naturally it's the main attraction on this outfit.

    Idaho

    Woman in gown adorned with faux potatoes

    Of course it was going to be potatoes. Sorry, Idaho. You can't escape the tater.

    Illinois

    Woman in pumpkin-themed attire with elaborate headpiece at an event

    So, apparently Illinois is home to Morton, aka the "pumpkin capitol of the world." Big claim.

    Indiana

    Woman in a sporty white and black racing-style jacket and pants with red accents posing confidently

    For the Indianapolis 500, I assume.

    Iowa

    Model poses in a dress made of corn cobs with matching hat and accessories

    It's corn!

    Kansas

    Person in a sparkling witch costume with a pointed hat and layered dress on stage

    They could've gone Dorothy, but they went Wicked Witch of the West instead, and I respect that.

    Kentucky

    Woman in a sparkling dress with a high slit playing a banjo on stage

    Kentucky, home of bluegrass music and this banjo-inspired dress.

    Louisiana

    Model in a tropical-themed outfit with a headdress, fringed top, and bejeweled floral pants

    It's giving lily pad on the bayou. Cute, but I dunno about the pants.

    Maine

    Model in lobster-themed costume with headdress and claw gloves

    I would absolutely love to see a Miss USA contestant try to hold a microphone with giant lobster claws on.

    Maryland

    Model in a themed costume with oversized footballs and crab claws, wearing boots

    Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!

    Massachusetts

    Person in a theatrical revolutionary war costume with hat on stage

    Boston, Revolutionary War, etc. Kinda obvious, but I always love a tricorn hat.

    Michigan

    Model on stage wearing a futuristic silver outfit with reflective platform boots

    Michigan is home to Detroit, aka the Motor City, so...voila.

    Minnesota

    A woman dressed in a sparkly early 1980s outfit similar to Prince

    Did you know Prince is from Minnesota? You do now.

    Mississippi

    Person on stage holding a saxophone, wearing a glittery outfit with a blazer and pants

    Mississippi is the "home of the blues," and this outfit is home to a literal saxophone.

    Missouri

    Woman in sparkling bodysuit with expansive arched cape, posing dramatically on stage

    I'm gonna assume that's supposed to be, like, the St. Louis Arch.

    Montana

    Model on runway in western-inspired denim outfit with hat, embellished jacket, and fringed jeans

    Cattle ranchers, yup.

    Nebraska

    Woman in ornate yellow dress and hat decorated with corn motif

    It's corn! (Again.)

    Nevada

    Model on runway in elaborate red and black dress with expansive fan-like attachment

    This is either supposed to evoke a roulette wheel in Las Vegas, or it's supposed to evoke the burning hot sun during a Nevada summer.

    New Hampshire

    Model on runway in a structured, geometric metallic outfit with an elaborate headdress

    They're the granite state, and this outfit took that personally.

    New Jersey

    Person in a leopard print costume with a crown and sparkly embellishments, onstage at an event

    I guess it's hard to separate the real housewives from the New Jersey.

    New Mexico

    Model on runway wearing a futuristic dress with LED lights and a large illuminated UFO headpiece

    There's a lot more going on in New Mexico than just Roswell, but the LED lights are cool so I'll allow this.

    New York

    Model wearing an elaborate cityscape-themed gown and headpiece

    A bit on-the-nose, but at least it's not a big apple.

    North Carolina

    Woman in embellished gown with wing-like attachment, posing on a runway

    North Carolina was where the Wright brothers made their first flight, but honestly this looks a little more Leonardo da Vinci.

    North Dakota

    Woman in elaborate golden gown and headdress, hands on hips, posing against a wheat field backdrop

    It's wheat! (Not corn.)

    Ohio

    Miss Ohio contestant in white gown that says Ohio on it shrugging on stage

    What even is Ohio.

    Oklahoma

    Woman in a sparkling top and black tiered gown walks on stage

    Okay, tornado-theme? Sure, they get a lot of those.

    Oregon

    Woman in a forest-inspired gown, the dress features intricate tree and foliage designs

    Looks kinda printed-on, but I like the redwood theme.

    Pennsylvania

    Woman in a thematic dress modeled after a philly cheesesteak with various toppings, holding a large fake sandwich

    That is definitely not a Philly cheesesteak. You do not put lettuce on a Philly cheesesteak. How dare they.

    Rhode Island

    Model in a sparkling gold gown with a large clamshell feature, posing with a dynamic twirl on a stage with aquatic backdrop

    Clams, yep, check.

    South Carolina

    Person in chef attire holding a platter of ribs, posing with a smile, on a lit stage

    Mmmmm, BBQ ribs.

    South Dakota

    A person in a bee-themed dress and hat on a stage

    Did you know the state insect of South Dakota is the honeybee? I did not.

    Tennessee

    Woman in a cowboy hat plays guitar, wearing a fringed and bejeweled outfit

    Which Taylor Swift era is this?

    Texas

    A blonde woman with big hair in a patriotic-themed gown, with stars and stripes, giving a peace sign

    I'm in awe, her hair adds a full two feet to her height.

    Utah

    Woman in classic white shirt and black trousers with tie waving on stage

    Utah is maybe the prettiest state in our country, but it does indeed also have a lot of Mormons.

    Vermont

    Woman in winter coat with fur-lined hood on a lit stage; expression focused

    I am once again asking you to remember that Bernie Sanders is from Vermont.

    Virginia

    Woman in an elaborate period costume with a laced corset bodice and puffy sleeves

    It's giving George Washington, I guess?

    Washington

    Person in elaborate Starbucks-themed costume with crown at event

    Ah, yes, Seattle is the birthplace of Starbucks. At least they didn't go with just a giant cup costume.

    West Virginia

    Woman in work-themed outfit with hard hat and shovel onstage

    Honestly, this is a lewk.

    Wisconsin

    Woman in a crown and sash holding a beer stein, wearing a dress inspired by a beer glass

    Wisconsin does indeed love beer and cheese.

    Wyoming

    Woman in a sparkling outfit with futuristic design, holding a pair of skis under her arm

    Apparently there's a lot of skiing in Wyoming, which is great because I need to wear this outfit on the slopes.

    What do you think of your state's costume? What should it have been instead? Let us know in the comments!