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27 Times "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" Was The Funniest Show Ever Made

"You know what they say about a guy with big feet! They be saying...damn, you got some big feet."

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1. When Will dropped the perfect burn on Carlton.


Carlton: Birth is a miraculous thing, isn't it? To think I was once inside a woman's body. I find that hard to believe.

Will: I think we all do, Carlton.

2. And when he dropped one of many insults against Carlton's love life.


Carlton: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?

Will: Your prom date?

3. When Will was almost inappropriate in front of Ashley. Almost.


Ashley: Those are your baby shoes?

Will: Yeah, I had big feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet.

Ashley: What?

Will: They... they be saying, "Damn, you got some big feet."

4. When Uncle Phil was all of us.


5. And when he said what we all think about diet food.


Uncle Phil: This fat-free cake isn't bad.

Geoffrey: Sir, that's a sponge.

6. When Will failed with the pick-up lines.


Will: Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

7. When Carlton was at the forefront of online dating.


Geoffrey: Master Carlton's trying to get a date with his computer.

Will: Oh damn, what happened man? The toaster turn you down?

8. When Will couldn't put out the fire.


9. When Geoffrey had the ultimate burn for Uncle Phil.


Hilary: Look, I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that... oh, what do you call that big loud thing that sucks up everything?

Geoffrey: You call him "Daddy."

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Vivian: When Janice described him, she didn't mention that he was... tall. Not that I have any problem with people who are... tall.

Uncle Phil: Heck, the boys go to a predominantly tall school.

Will: Am I alone in this, or didn't y'all notice he was white?


11. When Geoffrey was the sassiest.


Geoffrey: Here you are, madam. I'm guessing they're not for me. I haven't put out in years.

12. When Carlton hit peak Carlton.


Carlton: The last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to "I Will Always Love You."

13. When the show broke the fourth wall (or ceiling).


Uncle Phil: My money makes money. We're rich!

Carlton: Yeah, that's right! We are rich!

Will: If we so rich... why we can't afford no ceiling?

14. When Will brought out one of his signature Carlton height disses.


Carlton: [singing] Tell old pharaoh, let my people go.

Will: [singing] Tell old pharaoh, let my cousin grow!


15. Again.


Carlton: Frankly, I'm sick of being a big loser.

Will: Come on, C, you're not big.

17. And even Grandma had to be honest.


Grandma: Ashley, sweetie. My, how you've grown!

Hilary, sweetie. My how you've grown!

Carlton, sweetie. Hi.

18. When Geoffrey was 100% done.


Carlton: Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?

Geoffrey: But of course.

[Puts bread on Carlton's head]

Now you're a sandwich.


19. When Will couldn't lie with his eyes.


Will: A guy can lie with his lips, but he can't lie with his eyes.

20. When Carlton got grounded.


Carlton: I got grounded for a whole month just because I came home late.

Will: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everybody's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

21. When Will got a little overdramatic.


22. Every time Jazz got thrown out the front door.


Jazz: Man, I'm starving. When do we eat here?

Uncle Phil: We eat here later. You eat here never.

Jazz: Looks like you eat here often.


23. When Will had a rough understanding of anthropology.


Uncle Phil: Have you taken any anthropology classes?

Will: Well, no, but I've seen The Flintstones like, five times.

24. When Uncle Phil had a dig at Sinbad.


Will: Look, I bet Sinbad's parents supported him when he wanted to be a comedian.

Uncle Phil: They named him Sinbad! He had two options: pirate or comic.

25. When Will was the best retail worker.


Carlton: Let's put on our helpful faces!

26. When Carlton tried on some new workout clothes.


Carlton: So, what do you think?

Will: I think you look like a family-size tube of Aquafresh.

27. And finally, when Will lip-sync-serenaded Uncle Phil with "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going."