1. When Barney was not cool.
2. When Marshall totally got away with eating lots of "sandwiches."
3. When Barney attempted a Terminator pick-up line.
"Come with me if you want to bang."
4. When Ted threw it in the Captain's face.
5. When Marshall totally destroyed Barney's game.
6. When Barney had the best day.
7. When everyone wanted to be John Bender.
8. Any time the gang had an intervention.
9. When Barney came up with the best bro pun.
10. When Marshall told the best joke.
"Has the Abominable Snowman called?"
11. When Ted had the best vegan diss.
12. When Barney had very important writing to do.
"It's a LIFESTYLE blog for the upscale, sophisticated urban gentleman, and it's NEVER gonna take off if I can't post today's boner joke!"
13. When Ted wasn't great at Spanish.
14. When Marshall shared his very important data.
15. When Robin tried (unsuccessfully) to get a bad photo of Barney.
"Got it! A bad picture!"
"Is it though?"
16. When Marshall couldn't believe his ears.
17. When Randy didn't capitalize on Barney's wingmanning.
18. When Ted won.
19. Everything about the slap bet, but especially this.
20. When Barney got his new name.
21. Two words: Robin Sparkles.
22. When Robin and Lily made an excellent analogy.
23. When Ted learned the truth.
24. And then had bacon for the first time ever.
"Look, I don't even know if I'll like bacon."
"I have seen the face of God."