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23 "Archer" Jokes So Funny They'll Put You In The Danger Zone

"Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."

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16. When Archer didn't take Canadian terrorists very seriously.

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Lana: At any time in the next 12 hours, this train could be attacked by radical Nova Scotian separatists.

Archer: Armed with what? Pamphlets about Canada's responsible gun control laws?

20. When Archer said a little prayer.

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Archer: Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

21. When there were so, so many Lord of the Rings references.

Cyril: These are from a doctor!

Pam: Pill-bo Baggins.

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