This person, who is just trying to follow the rules.
This person, who is sweeter than their name sounds.
This person with a Halloween-themed pickup line.
This person with a very ~cultured~ pickup line.
This person, who got all anatomical about it.
This person, who got a little murdery with it.
The ambitious Slytherin in this story.
This person with technical know-how.
This culinary mastermind.
This unbreakable optimist.
This person, who turned a negative into a positive.
This person, who stepped it up a notch.
This kid, who knows the power of smooth jazz.
This excellent gift-giver.
This elderly gentleman.
And finally, this very honest person.