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The woman who had the perfect response to her husband's text-shaming:
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The husband who did what he was asked, technically:
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The snack booth that found a loophole:
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And the bar that sold $200 chips and salsa for all the right reasons:
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The person who was not about to accept any terms:
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The husband who did exactly what his wife asked:
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The test-taker who answered correctly, with the right frame of thinking:
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The homeowner who was forced to put up a privacy fence, and took the opportunity to send a message to the HOA:
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The person who definitely added names to the map:
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The driver who didn't have an electric car but did, in fact, have a green vehicle:
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The kid who never left the bucket:
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The mom who covered up:
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The guy who shoveled a very direct, not-at-all meandering path for his girlfriend:
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The husband who made his wife end up running 10 kilometers with this pinned on:
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The math student who took "simple as you want" very seriously:
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The engravers who printed what they saw on the form:
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The person who answered their neighbors' plea:
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The roommate who took the over/under TP debate to a new level:
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The person who didn't use a knife:
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And finally, the AI for Google Assistant, who was accidentally sassy:
Speaking of pettiness, here are some ultra-petty things that couples do: