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Updated on Aug 31, 2020. Posted on Oct 29, 2015

19 Times "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Was Beyond Hilarious

♫ You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's hole. ♫

1. When this amazing intro happened.

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2. When Mac tried to be clever.

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Woman: And then he posted a bunch of naked pics of me online, and that was the last straw.

Mac: Oh my god! That's disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?

Woman: I don't know, one of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites.

Mac: Ugh! Those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one? Which one did he post them on?

3. When the guys came up with excuses.

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Dee: How do three men in their thirties not have $800 between them?

Mac: The economy is in shambles.

4. When Dee learned how to dance.

5. Every time we learned a little more about Dennis being a sociopath.

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Dennis: I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Mac: Yeah...I have feelings every day of my life.

6. When things escalated quickly.

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Frank: I want in on this action, because I am bored to death sitting here.

Dee: No, that's a bad idea. Usually when you get involved somebody gets hurt.

Frank: That's ridiculous. I'm just pallin' around with the guys. How is anybody gonna get hurt?

TITLE: "Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire"

7. When Charlie invented "Kitten Mittons."

8. When the gang got scientific.

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Charlie: Well, I could put the trash in a landfill where it's gonna stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up and get a nice, smoky smell in here, and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.

Mac: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

9. When the gang forgot how hospitals work.

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Mac: Paying? This is a hospital?

Charlie: Since when do you pay to stay in a hospital?

Doctor: Since...always.

Charlie: Uhhh, no, I believe that's what taxes are for.

Mac: You don't pay a fireman to put out a fire.

Charlie: Or a cop to shoot a guy.

10. When Charlie had an idea.

Charlie: Holy shit! Is that the ocean?

Dennis: Yeah buddy, that's the ocean.

Charlie: What's on the other side of it there?

Frank: Europe.

Charlie: Now, how long would it take to...

Dennis: Do not try and swim to Europe.

11. When Frank had a Cast Away moment with Rum Ham.

12. When Charlie couldn't quite say "philanthropist."

Charlie: I'm a full-on rapist. Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.

13. When Frank didn't understand vegans.

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Frank: Pretend this shoe is an unboned chicken you're about to cook.

Woman: Actually, I'm vegan.

Frank: OK, then pretend this shoe is whatever it is you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.

14. When Charlie finally got the Waitress's number.

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Waitress: So, here's my number. Don't make me regret giving this to you.

Charlie: Wow, so that's your number? Huh, I was so close.

15. When Charlie got all legal on the lawyer.

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Lawyer: It seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.

Charlie: OK. Well...filibuster.

16. When Frank didn't quite sing "boy's soul" clearly.

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Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's hole.

17. When Charlie was the WILD CARD, BITCHES!

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Dennis: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?

Charlie: Because I cut the brakes. Wild card, bitches! Yee-haw!

18. When Mac tried to use the Bible to argue his point.

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Mac: "Men with men committing indecent acts" — sex in the butt — "will receive due penalty for their perversions." Word of the Lord!

Nick: Oh yeah, I like this one. Exodus 21, verses 20, 21: "When a man strikes his slave so hard that the slave dies, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he shall not be punished, for the slave is his property."

Mac: That's not what I'm talking about, though. That's not my thing.

19. And finally, when the guys definitely didn't want anything sexual.

Mac: What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys, who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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