1. When Abbi couldn't handle this question.
2. When Ilana had a very specific fantasy.
3. When Abbi attempted parkour.
4. When Ilana ignored her shellfish allergy for too long and Abbi had to carry her out of the seafood restaurant.
5. When Lincoln drew the line.
6. When Lincoln got really, really worried.
7. When Ilana didn't choose her words carefully.
8. When Abbi and Ilana couldn't resist another fried mac and cheese ball.
Waiter: Can I interest anyone in a dose of reality? Some mac & cheese balls fried in truffle oil.
...just now a child in South America died of starvation. Would you like another?
Abbi: You know what, I would. They're really good.
Waiter: Just now a child in South—
Abbi: Do you just have that one fact that you repeat?
Waiter: You're the first people to actually want a second.
9. When Abbi had absolutely no chill.
Jeremy: I really appreciate it. I owe you one.
Abbi: I love you too.
Jeremy: Did you just say something?
10. When Ilana found her perfect man.
Tyler: Just tell me you don't shave down there.
Ilana: [starts singing] Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up? [continues singing]
11. When Abbi forgot about the rollerblades.
12. When Ilana said the wrong thing at her grandma's shiva.
Ilana: Simply yes or no. Did you, or did you not, peg?
Abbi: [nods]
Ilana: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
13. When Abbi spoke a little too soon.
Abbi: What is your return policy?
Cashier: It's 30 days.
Abbi: Great, I'll see you in 30 days then....biiiiiiiiiiitch.
Cashier: You still need to sign the receipt.
14. When Ilana showed her age.
15. When Abbi was a responsible adult.
16. When Abbi's apartment hunting didn't go so well.
Abbi: Where's the bathroom?
Pam: Where's ISN'T the bathroom?
17. When Abbi didn't play "Would You Rather" right.
