So, you know how we're in the middle of this coronavirus outbreak? And how everyone — including the CDC — is telling you not to touch your face?
Well, it turns out that not touching your face is REALLY FRICKIN' DIFFICULT. And the sheer number of very funny tweets on the matter is proof. Here are some of the best:
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When I read the CDC says not to touch your face:
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CDC: please don’t touch your face Me: what if I get something in my eye CDC: just try not— Me: or like, a bad itch on my cheek CDC: then wash yo— Me: THIS IS TOO HARD, I CAN’T DO IT CDC: *facepalm* Me: SEE YOU CAN’T DO IT EITHER
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when the cdc says not to touch your face
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Somehow "don't touch your face" to me turned into "you can only touch your face at home where all the bacteria that can be found is like family and def not corona virus"
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CDC: how many times did you touch your face today? Me:
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Authority figures talking about how face touching is so dangerous and unclean. Like, are you TRYING to make it my new fetish?
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CDC: don’t touch your face My face: Your nose itches. You have an eyebrow out of place. Your cheek itches. You have a sharp booger. Your eye itches. Now your nose itches again. #seattlecoronavirus
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𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮 touch your face
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Retiring so I can focus full-time on what I never realized was my main passion— touching my face
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**Behaves normally** **reads you shouldn't touch your face because of the Coronavirus*** **SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY WITH ONE HAND IN MY MOUTH AND THE OTHER IN MY EYE OH MY GOD HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS?!?**
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If the CDC didn’t want me to touch my face they absolutely should have said “Touch your face a bunch, touch it all the time, it’s the only way to be safe”
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If you’d have asked me before, “do you touch your face more than six million times per day?” I would have said, “No, I don’t believe so?” But alas!
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I want to die as I lived — frequently touching my own face
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Realizing basically all I do is touch my face.
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me when the cdc says to stop touching my face
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don’t touch my face???? well how the hell do YOU suggest i show my shock at being left home alone while my family goes on a christmas vacation????????????
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this has been me since the CDC said not to touch your face
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But, if I don’t touch my face who is going to
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When this is all over I’m gonna touch my face so fucking much