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This condemnation of itchy-ass spare blankets:
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This well-known secret about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. You've never typed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I even copied it just now:
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This absolutely accurate description of Danny DeVito and Jeff Goldblum:
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This list of places where things just feel a bit ~off~:
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This thing that happens to you every time you're supposed to ask for presents:
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This thing that happens literally every time you see horses:
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This fact about how many damn songs you skip when you shuffle:
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This truth about how late-night cashiers have mastered indifference:
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These very accurate transcriptions of different types of commercials:
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This portrayal of your asshole brain:
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This feeling that you definitely get, don't lie:
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This little window into cat ownership:
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This summary of the non-premium Spotify experience:
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This very specific feeling that's somehow also completely relatable:
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This statement that's completely true but you don't know why:
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And finally, this little ditty:
