1. I just want to say I'm sorry for subjecting everyone to this mental image:
2. Moms are precious and must be protected:
3. Major Great Gatsby energy here:
4. By "worst" they mean "best":
5. If you have someone begging to just delete the whole site, you've won:
6. Be careful what you wish for:
7. Oops:
8. NOT WHAT I MEANT:
9. Please, they have jobs to do:
10. What? It has a nice, consistent beat:
11. Get your mind out of the gutter:
12. Hopefully this is the first and last time "Waluigi hentai" is typed on the internet:
it’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
13. Big if true:
14. OK, seriously delete this one:
15. We recognize a good pun when we see it:
16. It all falls into place when you read the username:
17. Try this with your partner!
18. And finally, settle in for this story:
