1. This elegant insult using a single microscope emoji: Via Twitter: @SamsungMobileUS 2. This tweet that wiped Wyoming off the map: KB @kbnoswag People from Wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I’m just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald’s in Utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me 05:17 PM - 11 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. This casual atom bomb from a passing teenager: Via reddit.com 4. This insult from a shocking post about men failing to wash their hands: Via jennamoreci.tumblr.com 5. This string of words that would make a vampire cry, if they existed: 6. This violently cartoony response: Via koboldpost-generator.tumblr.com 7. This metaphorical one-hit KO: ragabooty / Via reddit.com 8. This odd but apt description: bradrufc / Via reddit.com 9. This simple but destructive line: Via taquito.tumblr.com 10. This poetic response to dick pics: Via barbex.tumblr.com 11. This insult that can only come from a sibling: Via Twitter: @_tiffanylang_ 12. This total roast of a lizard: Via butchteddybear.tumblr.com 13. This post-breakup own: kelly @BoyYeetsWorld one time in middle school i dated a girl for 4 days and when she broke up with me she posted on facebook “sometimes your knight in shining armor is really just a loser in tinfoil” and to this day that the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten 01:50 AM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This explanation on an interesting art history post: Via mmkayn.tumblr.com 15. This incredible commitment to the insult: ChaosDemonLas3r / Via reddit.com 16. This comment that goes way beyond "Hey, 2003 called...": LeviathanGray / Via reddit.com 17. This REAL insult that only a best friend could deliver: Via happysynonym.tumblr.com 18. And finally, this response to anyone who tries to bring you down: Via pukicho.tumblr.com H/T r/rareinsults.