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    May 3, 2020

    18 Funny Insults That You Hopefully Never Have To Use

    "You are the human equivalent of a participation award."

    Have you ever been in an argument with someone and needed an insult, but you couldn't come up with anything?

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    And then later that night you're lying in bed and you're like, "Dammit, I should've said THIS!"

    Well, the good people of Reddit have been sharing their favorite insults, and lemme tell you, some of these are pretty great. Hopefully you never need to use one, but here are some good ones if you do!

    1. "You are the human equivalent of a participation award."

    m4nol

    2. "It's impossible to underestimate you."

    Commandrix

    3. "You may not be the dumbest person alive, but you better hope that he doesn’t die."

    zbox2345

    4. "I wish we were better strangers."

    sjh3192

    5. "I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed."

    ucantcatchmeee

    6. "Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

    thai_to_the_land

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    7. "You continue to meet my expectations."

    starry365

    8. "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain that to you."

    raz0rking

    9. "Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything."

    angelheartvevo

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    10. "I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong."

    Mikeybb4270

    11. "You're not useless. You can be used as a bad example."

    MeRgZaA

    12. "There's a tree creating the oxygen you're wasting. Go find it in the woods and apologize."

    Boom_shakalaka

    13. "Everyone who ever loved you was wrong."

    tankman92

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    14. "If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are."

    VanellopeEatsSweets

    15. "I hope your day is as pleasant as you've made mine."

    AintMyMonkey

    16. "I envy everyone you have never met."

    AintMyMonkey

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    17. "I'd try to insult you, but I can't top what nature has already done."

    Davis1511

    18. If all else fails, just go with: "This is why people talk about you."

    Bautch

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