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When everyone was confused about Australian blow jobs.
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When everyone was confused about American garbage disposals.
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When everyone was confused about British pulp.
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When a teacher was confused about American handies.
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When a flatmate was confused about British tea.
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When everyone was confused about Australian birthday songs.
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When Harry Potter fans were confused about British pudding.
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When everyone was confused about American high schools.
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When someone was confused about the British "quite."
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When everyone was confused about British scissor laws.
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When everyone was confused about Australia's weather.
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When everyone was confused about American public school activities.
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When everyone was confused about Australian fairy bread AND American fried food.
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When everyone was confused about Australian seagulls.
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And when everyone was confused about Australian birds in general.
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When everyone was confused about Australian responses.
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And finally, when everyone was confused about American measurements...until they figured out why we do it.
